Lessons from the Road

I know that you are all going to get tired of my vacation pictures soon... so brace yourself...

But on the airplane last night, when I should have been sleeping [so I wouldn't be the coma lady that I am today,] I kept thinking of some of the things that I noticed and learned on my trip. I thought that I would share a few with you:

Even the scariest Hell's Angel type men cannot resit a Mickey Mouse Tee Shirt.

Women of all ages and shapes like to fancy themselves princesses. Some should just keep thinking it and not wear the tiara.

A twenty minute wait sign might actually mean twenty minutes [about 1% of the time] but it is more likely to REALLY mean an HOUR.

Do not think that going though a door will get you any closer to the goal.

If you want to feel fabulous about your body, sit poolside at a big resort. Sure there are those 16 year olds that you love to hate [too bad I didn't appreciate my 16 year old body when I had it!] but they are far out numbered. Need I say more?

Not every one defines the word PUPPY the same way. I am not sure that I would classify a 120 lb Bull Mastiff in that category.