I haven't "Not Me'd" in a while, and thought that this week's "Not MY child!" might be a fun diversion from my Ivy Oozing Chin. Because there is no way I am sitting here with toilet paper scraps stuck into super oozy patches on my face and trying not to think about scratching. Nope, Not Me!
My children are not naked right now. No way. We are very modest and wear cloths around here at all times. And not just crowns and princess shoes.
My children, at 6 and 3, would not still be waking up in the middle of the night. I would have sleep trained them out of that years ago, right? And for sure they would be in their own beds. No way I had two girls in bed with me last night and my husband slept in our 3 year old's bed. Nope, not me.
As well as being modest, my girls are discrete. No way that at a restaurant this week our 3 year old would have announced loudly that Daddy just went to pee. Or that her older sister would complain loudly that her tummy hurt and then belch and laugh. "Oops, I had a bubble." No way that would happen.
1 comment:
LOL...love when the kids call you out on burps and such!
stopping in from MckMama's blog!
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